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There’s a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, “When...
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood,...
A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, “For every wish you make, your wife gets two.”...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to lovemaking for the first time and...
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are...
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked...
A man and a woman have just had their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband turns to his wife and asks, “What do you want to do...
On New Year’s Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the...
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underclothes to wipe...
An old man goes into Victoria’s Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. “See,” explains the man, “It...
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you...
There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses,...
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax...
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having make love to escape the attention of their son. According to the...
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were sleeping when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove...
