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A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the...
A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The doc says, “What happened?” The woman replies, “Every time my husband...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why...
Mr. john goes to the doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you....
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy...
A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pigmy...
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use...
Two man are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill...
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home...
Two man went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...
Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when...
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
A Scotsman, drinking in a Havana bar, saw a man with a large black beard enter. He ordered a drink, the bartender served him, he drank...
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause...
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended make love three times...
