A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began...
The pilot complains about the airman’s attitude, but his comeback is priceless During the pilot’s pref-light check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still...
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one...
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the...
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to...
Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...
The pilot announced, “Uh, Folks, we just experienced some turbulence, which caused some engine troubles on our left wing. Luckily, this jet is equipped with 4...
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree...
The detective walks around the scene and writes in his little book. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind...
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door....
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked,...
The umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to your...
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the 9 kids are...
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were...
A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies For Sale.” Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and...
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor...
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired....