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A man and his dog walk into a pub. The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The man replied, “But my dog can...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
Wife: Where are you? Husband: At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Yes. Wife: Turn on the mixer. Husband: turns mixer on Rrrreeereeeereeee… Wife: Ok...
An old biker walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station,...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat...
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “David, what noise...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies...
