A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, “Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?” The bartender is...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did...
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & bangs all 150 hens. The farmer is...
Three guys were drinking in a pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained...
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers...
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of my tie got caught...
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead...
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly...
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks...
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
A blonde goes to the local bar, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on...
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down, looks in his pocket then orders another one. He gulps that one down, looks...
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting...
Mrs. O’Henry was talking to her husband one night about their son and his allowance. “Well, darling,” said Mr. O’Henry, “I had a long talk with...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling...