“Follow me son”, the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people The father added, “First, we swim around...
Nasruddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart. Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal’s head between the horns, but...
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of...
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move the money belongs to the state your life belongs...
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Atlanta...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie...
Two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about...
Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite...
The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color...
She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting. “What do I have to do to get in?,” she asked. “You just have to...
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to...
One day a shepherd discovered a fat Pig in the meadow where his Sheep were pastured. He very quickly captured the porker, which squealed at the...
Juan always attended Sunday services at his parish but then he began to find that the pastor always said the same things, so he stopped going...
The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the...
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom’s annoyance, the bird kept up a running...
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a process...