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Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing...
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one...
At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a...
On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his...
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager...
As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as...
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how...
The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps. “Where would you like to...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his...
As she was walking through a lovely park, she noticed a sad man sitting on a bench. Next to him, there was a very tiny person...
A Vicar goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight...
If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
“Brown bears are usually harmless they avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to...
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day. The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry...
A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!” The doctor replies, “They are both fine, you have...
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller...
On Christmas Eve, the king invited the prime minister to join him for their usual walk together He enjoyed seeing the decorations in the streets, but...
After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, “Look at the window there’s an old...
