A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing...
A man, reading a book by candle-light, came across a sentence which stated that men with long beards were fools. This distressed the man because he...
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one...
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door....
The umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to your...
A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies For Sale.” Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone. “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
A ship was travelling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching their vessel. The captain yells to his crew,...