This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to...
A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, “Here...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and...
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie....
A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so he made an appointment and showed up the next day....
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I...
It was Christmas Eve, and a woman returned home to her husband after a long day of shopping. That night, as she got ready for bed,...
Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, “Could you pleash give ush a bed with...
Jazzmin O’Shea, a blonde accountant calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t...