A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put...
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a...
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who...
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling… “CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!!...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove...
Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “Ow!” Larry exclaimed. “What...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past...
A couple were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp...
The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The patient says, “Lay it on me Doc. What’s the bad news?” “You...