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Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, “Could you pleash give ush a bed with...
Jazzmin O’Shea, a blonde accountant calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t...
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put...
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a...
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who...
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling… “CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!!...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove...
Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “Ow!” Larry exclaimed. “What...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past...