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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her […]
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A little boy asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam […]
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The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat […]
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A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first […]
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in […]
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. […]
One night, a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. […]