A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child...
A old man was walking in the forest when he heard by his feet a very weak voice. He bent down to look and saw that...
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and look at...
A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to...
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to...
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...
A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, “Here...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the...
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and...
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One of them...
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip....
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie....
A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill. After some thought,...