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A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to the girl’s place for a...
A woman decides to prove her intelligence to her husband. While he is at work, she takes it upon herself to paint a couple of rooms...
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve...
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband. “I just let out a silent fart. What...
A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response....
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.” The salesman assures her...
A typical tough-guy husband marries a beautiful, easygoing woman. After the wedding, he lays down the law: “I’ll come home whenever I want, stay out as...
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see eachvchild’s work. As she got to one...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several...
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh,...
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve got some...
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot...
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish police officer. He thinks that he is smarter than the officer because...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off....
An elderly priest dies and goes to heaven. He soon finds himself in a line of souls going to St. Peter to enter heaven. In no...
A young blonde with a coach ticket went up and sat down in the first class section of a plane going from Tampa to Los Angles....
A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, “I heard you died.” “But you see I’m alive,” smiled the ex-patient. “Impossible,” said the psychiatrist. “I was...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were...
