There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump...
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers,...
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and...
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared...
The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What...