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Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. The first bull...
A couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers...
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one...
Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up to St. Peter who says, “I have only one question before you go into heaven:...
Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,...
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the...
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I...
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit...
There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, “Hey, you look familiar. Are...
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just...
A new captain becomes leader of a company of soldiers. As he goes about learning everything on how they do things he finds two soldiers guarding...
A very elderly couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary. The man said to his wife, “Dear there is something that i must ask you. It...
Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. “Joe,” Bill said, “I’m glad to see that your wife finally let...
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground. “Wow,” said the first guy....
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug. Doug suggests, “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?”...
A 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t...
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she...
