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Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom […]
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Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me […]
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Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I […]
Little Johnny runs to his dad and says, “Dad, there’s water in the carburetor of […]
After 25 years of marriage, a husband took a long look at his wife one […]
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father […]
A man walks into a bar, already drunk, and asks for a drink. “Sorry,” the […]