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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 am. And is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If i ever win the lottery what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
The Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played...
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said....
A man comes home early from work and shouts, “Honey, I’m home!” No reply. So he goes upstairs and calls from the landing, “Honey, I am...
A muscular young man from Iowa is in California. He goes to Musclee Beach and tries to strut his stuff, but none of the girls notice....
One day, a blonde was shopping for some shoes. As she picked up a nice pair, she saw the price… $100. She called over the store...
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents...
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play...
A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddy’s just to get...
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk...
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a...
A lady boarded a bus with her baby. The driver looked at the baby, and said: “That’s the UGLIEST baby I’ve ever seen!” The lady slammed...
An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wife in bed with another man. “Get over it, buddy,” he said. “It’s not...
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a...
