One day, Marie sent her little boy Johnny down to the pond to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
One evening, Little Johnny, his brother Little Jimmy, and their dad, sat down to eat supper. The dad turned to Little Jimmy and asked, “Little Jimmy,...
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face....
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
A man settles in his seat next to the window on a plane when another man sits down next to him and seats his Black Labrador...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the...
A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His...