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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m...
While taking the interview, the employer asked the candidate: Employer: So, how long did you work during your’e last job? Candidate: 30 years Employer: oh, you...
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100!...
Guy calls in to his Boss. Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I have...
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base. The Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.” As the rest...
Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.” Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I prefer...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting...
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do...
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one...
A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her...
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth,...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, “Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?” To which she replied, “Honey, I would...
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark...
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. John said, “I’ve made one...
