A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything...
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes...
A early morning husband woke up his wife and asked her: “Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?” She: “Ohh. So you mean to...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and...
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, The pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.? It happened again...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A husband and wife got into a spat. So the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to...
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. “Tell the court why you...
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to...
A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he...