A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why...
Two man are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill...
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended make love three times...
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that...
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what...
A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a...