Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One of them...
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip....
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie....
A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill. After some thought,...
A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so he made an appointment and showed up the next day....
A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, “Do you have any small notebooks?” “Sorry,” says the manager. “We’re...
A wealthy boy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not...
Three men pass away on Christmas Day and arrive at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greets them and says, “You’re all sinners who should be sent...
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I...