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A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The barman would...
Jazzmin O’Shea, a blonde accountant calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t...
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A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last...
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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put...
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and...
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he...
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I...
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