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A mother was teaching her child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She...
Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “Ow!” Larry exclaimed. “What...
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day”,...
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up...
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past...
A man walked into the office of an eminent psychiatrist and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said....
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put...
A young Redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible”, says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes...
A husband and wife were debating on buying a new car. She wanted a fast sports car. He wanted a pickup. As time passed on, her...
A couple were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp...
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying...
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they...
The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The patient says, “Lay it on me Doc. What’s the bad news?” “You...
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg,...
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.” Bartender: “Yeah!...
A famous doctor was being interviewed by the news media. Looking to spice things up a little, one reporter asked if the doctor had ever made...
