A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....
A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. “I will grant you three wishes,” announced...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. The Doctor said, “Get undressed,...
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them...
A woman with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they’re just lying there, enjoying...
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have lovemaking without letting their children in on it. They...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK,...
A man is traveling through the jungle for days. Growing tired, he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor,...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not...
A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dreamt they were auctioning off weapon in this place,...
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad....
A Russian couple are walking when it begins to precipitate. The man, Rudolph tells his wife it is raining but she insists that it is snowing....
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...
A queer couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and...
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to make love with him for the last 7 months. The doc...