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A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, “I hunt unicorns.” Paul...
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special...
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, “Oh, look! A nut!” The second squirrel jumped...
One day, a man walks into a Chemist to buy some protection. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see safety item on the shelf....
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody...
Two men were working at the sawmill and one guy got too close to the saw and cut his ear off. It fell in the sawdust...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s...
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and...
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife’s melons a little...
A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she...
Three men are traveling on a ship, when they are accosted by the Devil. The Devil proposes that if each man drops something into the sea...
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent & be baptized...
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention,...
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a manhood.”...
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years....
Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other,...
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”...
