A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I...
Wife sent a message to her husband: Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and says hi to you. Husband: Who is...
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man released that...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door...
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten kids put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and...
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they...
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig...