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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car both could barely see over the dashboard cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven. When they get there, St.Peter greets them and tells them, “We...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone. “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $150 we...
A ship was travelling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching their vessel. The captain yells to his crew,...
Nasreddin Hodja was once brought before a judge by a man to whom he owed some money. The creditor said to the judge. “This man owes...
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
When the expensive printer photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, The office manager called a local repair shop, where a friendly...
A little boy once put his hand into a jar. The jar was full of nuts. He tried to take out as many as his hand...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
Nasreddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart. Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal’s head between the horns, but...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of...
While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…...
