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Paddy’s friend is hit by a car so he phones for an ambulance. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears...
A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bast…, steps out of his car and comes...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display. “I have good news...
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect,...
A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
The manager picks up, and a man asks in a formal tone: “Good morning sir, might I ask, at what time does your fine establishment open?”...
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure...
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were...
A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with the mailman. Before they notice him, he sneaks back into the hall,...
A secretary goes to the company stockroom and requisitions a box of pens. The clerk fumbles around for a bit and then hands her a box...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it,...
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones. You read the obituaries...
Two elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a...
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an...
A man is in court for murder and the judge says, “You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” A voice at...
A man was working on a preacher’s car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand...
A tourist is picked up by a cab in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another...
A security guard has a dream that the jet plane his boss is supposed to take the next day is going to crash When he wakes...
