An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t...
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of...
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and...
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he...
One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the...
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies. He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets...