Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax...
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having make love to escape the attention of their son. According to the...
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were sleeping when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove...
A couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I...
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell...
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will...
Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing undressed around his John Deere. “What are you doing!” asks Bob. Pete...
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time...
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt...
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back,...
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me...
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a...