A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on...
Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal. The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married...
The old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £10”. The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than...
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke...
Mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road....
Once there was a business executive who was sunken in debt and could see no way out. Creditors were closing in on him suppliers were demanding...
At an airline ticket counter, all of the ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man...
A wise man stood in front of a large audience and cracked a very funny joke; everybody laughed like crazy. After sometime, he cracked the same...
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the...
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a bar for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he...
The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left. Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘book,...
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said...
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the...
Two Travelers, walking in the noonday sun, sought the shade of a wide spreading tree to rest. As they lay looking up among the pleasant leaves,...
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing...
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
A man, reading a book by candle-light, came across a sentence which stated that men with long beards were fools. This distressed the man because he...
A man went to his father and said: ‘Father, I can’t take it anymore, my wife is driving me insane! I want to kill her, but...