Two hunters get up early one morning to go hunting. They live way out in the country, so all they have to do is walk from...
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store’s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what...
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy...
A young lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the young lady said to the young man,...
One evening this man drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12″ tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man...
A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a...
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was...
There is this guy who has a 25 inch weapon. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his...
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we...