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A guy walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The dog replies, “Hey, I’m tired...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A newly married Italian couple is spending their honeymoon in the bride’s mother’s country cottage. It’s the 1930s the bride’s father died long ago, and they...
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her “pack your things and…….!!!” At that point, her phone rang, so I...
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Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is...
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